HUMOR ( IT's Football season again)

HUMOR ( IT's Football season again)

Post by BobR » Wed, 25 Oct 2000 04:00:00

It's Football Season Again. Something to offend just about everyone...

(1) What does the average Minnesota player get on his SAT's?
-----Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room?
-----A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your dorm room?
-----Grease her hips and push like hell.
(4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?
-----Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the University of Oklahoma cheerleaders wear bibs?
-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Pitt football games?
----- The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
(7) Why is the Indiana football team like a possum?
-----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
(8) What are the longest three years of a Michigan football player's life?
----His freshman year.
(9) Why did Florida State replace natural grass with Astroturf?
-----To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games.
(10) How many Tennessee  freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
-----None.....That's a sophomore course at OSU.
(11) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
-----Lafayette,IN ...He knew that the police would never look there for a
Heisman Trophy winner.
(12) Why did O.J. want to move to Blacksburg, VA?
-----Everyone there has the same DNA.
(13)Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
---You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking
up trash the rest of the week.

 
 
 

HUMOR ( IT's Football season again)

Post by twisted.. » Wed, 25 Oct 2000 04:00:00


# 14 What do you get when you drive past the University of Florida
(Gators) real slow? A diploma.
 
 
 

HUMOR ( IT's Football season again)

Post by TJ10 » Thu, 26 Oct 2000 12:21:18

GOOD CHICAGO BUMPER STICKER!!!

GO BEARS!!!! And take the cubs with ya!