"Eau de Feces", by Anon
Roger, Roger, Roger Wiseman
all the ladies say, "Thats a small size, man!"
His feeble brain is taxed beyond compare
to merely sit, sh*t, or stare.
He has a stupid or rude comeback for everything,
when all the while he's actually just masturbating.
"Clever!", he rates himself to be,
"Moronic...,", others say, "he's not worth his own pee."
He pollutes the newsgroups with language vile,
In reality, he's just sitting in his own "pile".
He lives in a small town where the police cruise,
No one is willing to stay...afraid their*** he will bruise.
He won't bathe until it's been at least a week,
as he spends his time behind the curtain to peek.
It has been said that his head has a slope,
it has also been said that any remedy is no hope.
So this is the end I bid you adieu,
Oh look, here comes Roger, I thought I smelled poo!
"It didn't say WHY I had to retest!"
Nothing more, nothing less. It is written. :)
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