the communist and opporesive government using Tandy Business Band Radios.
Seems that Tandy forgot what country the Scanshack was in.
Wait till the Re-educators get you in the "Education Shack"...........joke
Also: I heard that my fried, Jack (r)(c)(t) was pushing his lawyer to sue gangs
in the LA area in ordert to stop CARJack'ing (r)(c)(t); in his name.
So hereafter:
Anyone who elects to take a car by force, which Jack (r)(c)(t); objects to will
be subject to suit for misuse of his official name and title, trademark, et al.
Jack (r)(c)(t) has always taken all measures to prevent CARJack (r)(c)(t) ing
and hereby orders all parties to stop using this term.
If you dont know Jack (r)(c)(t) please refrain from claiming you do.
Also, note that is you do carJack (r)(c)(t) and the car gets a flat, you may
not use a Jack (r)(c)(t) to fix the flat or the term therof.
Terrosists may no longer conduct any form of Hi-Jack (r)(c)(t) as the act is
illegal and contains the word Jack (r)(c)(t), which is (c)(t)(r).
Jack (r)(c)(t) works with the airlines and the FAA to prevent dedicated efforts
by terrorists to hi-Jack (r)(c)(t) aircraft and the use of the term Jack
(r)(c)(t) in the work of hi-Jack (r)(c)(t)'ing may mislead people to think Jack
(r)(c)(t) has a part of it, which he does not.
Hereafter;
any person, firm, gang, cell, group, coup, troop or otherwise who uses the
term, phrase, title or moniker: Jack (r)(c)(t), shall be liable for misuse
suits.
Any form of or use of the word:Jack (r)(c)(t) is a violation of this notice,
no Jacking (r)(c)(t) around.
Please govirn yourselfs acordingly,
Respectfully submitted,
Jack (r)(c)(t)
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Everyoneelse