by I'm a big fat worm in a loser's body! It is hard to believe that life is based on appearance, but it's true. A winner looks like a winner and a loser is hopeless. ***ity is a function of looks, too, as I have come to find out. The vast opportunities that always come up for studs like The *** my pizza parlor manager occur in significantly less frequency for regular guys and may occur once in a lifetime for losers. What about if no opportunity comes up in 30 more years? Well, let's face it, nothing's going to happen. The best thing to do is fade into the woodwork. That won't be hard for me. I'm already invisible. There is a consolation, however. Losers are everywhere, but they try to fade into the woodwork, too. So, if I was out on the town I doubt that I'd see any of them*** out at any of the watering holes talking to babes. The losers are most likely at home, like me, watching reruns of the pathetic lineup of loser programs on the tube such as Incredible Bloopers, S
tar Trek:The Next Generation or something like that. Network producers know what losers and ***s want on a lonely night by the tv!
