Lloyd Davies - THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A 30-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: 03/01/04

Lloyd Davies - THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A 30-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: 03/01/04

Post by Anonymous Sende » Wed, 03 Mar 2004 07:29:31

DIARY - 03/01/04 by Lloyd Davies

Well, Winter is almost over. That makes thirty Winters that have come and gone. Oh boy. You know, the more I look around, the more I realize that everybody has got it goin' on. It's almost hilarious to think that me and that guy who used to pace around for hours at work are the only two losers in the whole world. Well, I may be speaking too soon. When he returns next week, he may surprise us all. What is even more surprising to me is that I have been thinking less and less like a monk. I have been influenced by all that is going on around me. I may have actually entertained thoughts of trying to find a babe. Who am I kidding? I have forgotten too quickly about my invisibility to babes. I really need to start*** out by myself more. For example, after work, I went to CJ's near the mall and sat there drinking a Lemon Drop and catching up on some reading. I find that much more enjoyable than*** out with the homeys at the Roach Motel. All these jabbering people in the co
 urtyard are doing is driving me nuts. Most of it is useless gossip. Frankly, who gives a krunk about what anybody else is doing or who they are doing? I'm the only one that no one ever talks about. In fact, people I know don't ever ask me anything. I guess they assume that the life of a 30-year-old *** is pretty boring. A few of my homeys have had a few differences with me concerning the babe situation. My manager, The ***, for one, has indicated on several occasions that he disagrees with my modus operandi, or lack thereof. "Why don't you ever talk to babes?" he asked. What he doesn't understand is that the situation is out of my locus of control. I am not the bad guy. It is the babes who don't want me to talk to them. Can you blame them? I am socially inept, not to mention I don't look like Brad Pitt. I thought I looked like Billy Zane until I realized Billy Zane was taller and a hell of a lot skinnier. I have about as much finesse as an Holiday Inn ashtray. You know,
  people don't realize that there is a reason why I am a 30-year-old ***! Maybe I should try the gay lifestyle, they seem to have so much fun! Sheesh!

 
 
 

Lloyd Davies - THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A 30-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: 03/01/04

Post by Newsgroup Lurke » Wed, 03 Mar 2004 08:43:58


OK, I tried blocking this junk and it still gets through.

Using Outlook Express for newsgroups, how do I block this guy?

 
 
 

Lloyd Davies - THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A 30-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: 03/01/04

Post by Jim Hacket » Wed, 03 Mar 2004 09:28:13

Click on MESSAGE
BLOCK SENDER

Worked for me...


Quote:> OK, I tried blocking this junk and it still gets through.

> Using Outlook Express for newsgroups, how do I block this guy?

 
 
 

Lloyd Davies - THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A 30-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: 03/01/04

Post by Diverd47 » Wed, 03 Mar 2004 11:14:36

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Lloyd Davies - THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A 30-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: 03/01/04

Post by Frank Whi » Wed, 03 Mar 2004 11:46:59


says...

Quote:

>OK, I tried blocking this junk and it still gets through.

>Using Outlook Express for newsgroups, how do I block this guy?

Hunt him down in real life and shove him head first down the
nearest sewer manhole, where he'll feel at home.

Then weld the manhole cover shut behind him.

Shortwave.

FW